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نوشته شده توسط :javad mousavi
سه شنبه 1389/08/25-16:35

روزی یک زوج بیست و پنجمین سالگرد ازدواجشان را جشن گرفتند.آن ها به خاطر این که در طول 25 سال زندگی مشترک کوچکترین اختلافی با هم نداشتند مشهور شده بودند.

همه سردبیر روزنامه های محلی در این مراسم جمع شده بودند تا راز خوشبختی این زوج را دریابند.

یکی از سردبیرها میگه:"باور کردنی نیست!یه همچین چیزی چه طور ممکنه؟"

مرد ماه عسل را به یاد می آورد و می گوید:"بعد از ازدواج به ماه عسل رفته بودیم.اونجا برای اسب سواری دو تا اسب انتخاب کردیم.اسبی که من انتخاب کرده بودم،خوب بود ولی اسب همسرم به نظر یه کم سرکش بود.سر راهمون اسب ناگهان پرید و همسرم رو زمین انداخت.همسرم خودش را جمع و جور کرد و به پشت اسب زد و گفت:" این بار اولته" . بعد از چند دقیقه دوباره همون اتفاق افتاد و این بار هم همسرم نگاهی با آرامش به اسب کرد و گفت:" این بار دومته". و بعد سوار اسب شد و راه افتادیم.وقتی که اسب برای سومین بار همسرم رو انداخت،همسرم با آرامش تفنگ رو از کیف در آورد و اون اسب را کشت! سر همسرم داد کشیدم و گفتم:"چیکار کردی روانی؟دیوونه شدی؟چرا حیوون بیچاره رو کشتی؟"

همسرم با آرامش نگاهی به من کرد و گفت:"این بار اولته"





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