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پنجشنبه 1389/06/18-15:56

جوانی می خواست زن بگیرد به پیرزنی سفارش کرد تا برای او دختری پیدا کند. پیرزن به جستجو پرداخت، دختری را پیدا کرد و به جوان معرفی کرد وگفت این دختر از هر جهت سعادت شما را در زندگی فراهم خواهد کرد.
جوان گفت: شنیده ام قد او کوتاه است!
پیرزن گفت:اتفاقا این صفت بسیار خوبی است، زیرا لباس های خانم ارزان تر تمام می شود!

جوان گفت: شنیده ام زبانش هم لکنت دارد!
پیرزن گفت: این هم دیگر نعمتی است زیرا ...

می دانید که عیب بزرگ زن ها پر حرفی است اما این دختر چون لکنت زبان دارد پر حرفی نمی کند و سرت را به درد نمی آورد!

جوان گفت: خانم همسایه گفته است که چشمش هم معیوب است!
پیرزن گفت: درست است ، این هم یکی از خوشبختی هاست که کسی مزاحم آسایش شما نمی شود و به او طمع نمی برد.

جوان گفت: شنیده ام پایش هم می لنگد و این عیب بزرگی است!
پیرزن گفت: شما تجربه ندارید، نمی دانید که این صفت ، باعث می شود که خانمتان کمتر از خانه بیرون برود و علاوه بر سالم ماندن، هر روز هم از خیابان گردی ، خرج برایت نمی تراشد!

جوان گفت: این همه به کنار، ولی شنیده ام که عقل درستی هم ندارد!
پیرزن گفت: ای وای، شما مرد ها چقدر بهانه گیر هستید، پس یعنی می خواستی عروس به این نازنینی، این یک عیب کوچک را هم نداشته





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